Saturday, July 20, 2013

2 Blog Shorts: The Story of Doubting Thomas and the Problem of Hell

1. The Story of Doubting Thomas

John 20:24-29

24 But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them when Jesus came.
25 The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe.
26 And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: then came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace be unto you.
27 Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
28 And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God.
29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

A friend of mine once pointed out this passage of the Bible to me. Why was Thomas rewarded with special treatment in the realm of evidence to the resurrected Jesus? This last verse of course sums up the false notion that blind faith is a virtue unlike what it actually is - accepting something without sufficient evidence. Think about this: Thomas required physical evidence that Jesus had risen from the dead (nail holes left in his hand and spear hole in his side). So isn't this unfair? Why was the Son of God giving special treatment to one man in human history? The rest of human kind, thousands of years later, are forced by an omniscient God to take the claim that Jesus is the resurrected Lord and Savior on blind faith... at the very least (they were not there to feel the holes in Jesus' hand and side as Thomas was) But that was then I suppose, and this is now. How convenient to say, "God works in mysterious ways" these days. He doesn't work miracles quite like he did in the days of the Bible. Where's the fire from heaven like the story of Baal vs. Yahweh in the Old Testament? God doesn't work so openly these days.

All I know is it seems drastically unfair to set up a set of rules for one human being (Thomas) and another for the rest of humanity thousands of years later. If one is to come to Christianity by evidence (as Christian writer Lee Strobel suggests is possible) then the game is rigged, clearly. Some may say it is a combination of both the head and the heart that leads you to a "saving knowledge" of Jesus Christ. However if the head is involved that means evidence and the game is rigged. Thomas gets his evidence, the rest of us have to take the gospel writers' word for it. So what's left? Faith ... the heart part. Jesus and you FEEL like best friends now that you accepted him into your heart. Subjective experience is all fine and dandy but it means nothing in way of evidence and good luck convincing me that the Muslim, Scientologist, or Satan worshiper doesn't also "feel" something when they pray or have special revelations here and there just as Jesus gave you as a Christian. So it's all about the heart and it's all about faith which of course is personal thus useless in getting at objective Truth.

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This brings me to my second problem with Christian logic: 
2. The Problem of Hell

I was taught as a small child that if I didn't get saved by Jesus I was going to burn for all eternity in the Lake of Fire. This is probably the cause of my 75 conversions growing up. With every scary "End Times" rapture video or scary hellfire and brimstone revival sermon I walked away with a fresh new "just in case" salvation experience. Scare tactics works in people, especially small children. I would have nightmares of not actually being "saved" and God at the judgement gate saying "Go away from me, I never knew you." and casting me into Hell. I can picture the demons now grabbing at my legs as I start to burn. I remember Sunday school teachers telling me as a child that the hell in fire was the hottest of fire. It was a white fire. A fire that never was quenched.

In Luke 16 we see a story of the rich man and Lazarus. If you read this story you see that the rich man's sins are simply for being rich. A topic constantly brought up in the New Testament by Jesus that somehow has escaped the most faithful Christian Republicans in this country. Tax cuts on the rich?! Heavens, no! What a terrible evil, liberal thing to consider! ... So just for being rich and letting a beggar like Lazarus eat crumbs as they fell from his table the rich man in this story is tortured forever in Hades. He begs Abraham, who is in heaven next to Lazarus, to have Lazarus dip his finger in water and drop it on his tongue; this way he may, for just an instant, be relieved from the agony of burning forever. Abraham gives all kinds of excuses.  Due to the crazy impenetrable barrier between them he is unable too. The rich man begs Abraham to send Lazarus back to warn his brothers about this terrible Lake of Fire so that they will be saved. Abraham argues that they don't need a zombie to warn them Moses and the prophets are clearly enough to convince anyone out there (except doubting Thomas of course) to live a righteous life (which apparently means be poor?)

Ignoring the absurdity that there is oxygen in heaven (water) and in hell (fire), ignoring the fact that any "benevolent" God who would send his creation to eternal fire is clearly psychotic (the punishment being quite excessive), and ignoring the fact that no one in their right mind would EVER choose this eternal torment, we don't need to reason much further. The evidence of course is completely non-existent when it comes to hell, but furthermore it's insulting to think that some of my friends expect me to burn forever and aren't doing anything about it. Some in fact would rather not talk about religion while they apparently believe that I will burn forever as an atheist. These people are simply not dogmatic about hell. They will say they are, but they aren't. Or else they don't actually love me or think of me as a friend. Can there be any other way around this?

Thinking that no one would ever choose to go to hell we arrive at the problem of hell to begin with. It's the oldest trick in the book. It's merely a bit of ancient folklore to scare society into servitude. Servitude towards the Jewish God, Yahweh. When you think of it that way, it seems almost ridiculous that I would need to blog about something so archaic and nonsensical in 2013. Why would God set up the rules like this? And why on earth would God be so vague about this Lake of Fire? Can we really arrive at any other conclusion other than that God is sick and likes to mess with our heads? Why did God put those fossil bones that show the earth is billions of years old and humans are just another species of ape that evolved like every other living creature? He did it because he is apparently some trickster God (as Bill Hicks has said). He likes to play these mind games with his creation. The truth of the Christian God is contrary to evidence. Good luck! He's fucking with our heads trying to throw us off the correct path of his Holy Book. So God gives us zero evidence of hell, while tribe people are born in the heart of the South American jungle who will live and die without hearing about hell? Why so allusive with something so goddamn important -- such as eternal burning in a fucking lake of fire?!

Oh I know why...

It's all made up. That includes: Hell, God, Heaven, Lazarus, the Bible. ALL of it!

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