Lesson 1:
As we see in today's blog short God is PRO-cheating with your brother's wife /only/ if you do not "pull out" and cum all over the ground. That man's semen needed to go into that vagina. (***Remember- This book is for ALL ages, even children- so read ALL of the Bible to them. Not just G-rated verses!) So, do not cum on the ground, brothers and sisters!!! This act would have of course been the one and only time it was considered /not/ a sin to have sex with your brother's wife. We all know after this one story it went back to being a sin to cheat or to have sex before marriage or something. Most importantly we see here in this passage that God is (at least in this specific instance) ANTI-contraception... even in the most barbaric, useless, rudimentary form formally called "pulling out".
So, as we all know theism provides the basic groundwork and basis for all objective morality (no exceptions), and as we also know the Bible is the one and only true "Word of God" in existence... Not the Koran or the Book of Moron. No. Only the Bible. We know this though...
Obviously we are to assume then that God is against contraception. I don't need to express to you dear followers of Christ that God is pro-creation of the human race. It is commanded simply to "be fruitful and multiply". Never allow abortion at any time period... even if the mother is 12 years old and was raped savagely. It doesn't matter. Marco Rubio and Pastor/President-to-be Mike Huckabee have made this perfectly clear, and we should accept their revelation from God Almighty.
As I've shown from God's infallible Word - We cannot use contraception. Period. The Catholic church understands this very well! Thank goodness too. As we all know by now in Africa, getting AIDS is wAAAAAy better than using a condom. That's just good common sense and basic moral soundness.
So the Christians are right to be against Planned Parenthood, on the contraception bit. God clearly would defund Planned Parenthood on the basis that a good majority of their services is providing contraception for women that cannot otherwise afford it.
Lesson 2:
Now, I've explained before the tiny fraction of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion (only 3%, and none of which is paid for by tax payer money). This seems to be the faulty "feet planted firmly in midair" foundation on which the proponents of the "Defund Planned Parenthood" movement stand on. Well, we may have a problem here... Not that God wouldn't defund Planned Parenthood, because obviously we know God's stance and he's "Anti-not-shooting-your-load-into-a-vagina" but Christians are wrong on the /reasons/ God would defund Planned Parenthood - for the higher percentage of it's services which is "family planning" like providing contraception- /not/ because of it's miniscule 3% abortion services.
If you are a devout student of the Bible as I am it's clear in his Word - God is actually PRO-aboriton. Not just because God is in control of all things, he pays attention to all living things.. even something as useless as a sparrow! Clearly the millions of miscarriages can be attributed to God since he is the actual author of all things LIFE! He is used as the author of life in anti-abortion debates, so he must be author of all things dealing with a "woman's womb". You see, you are not Pro-Choice or for a woman's right to choose - because GOD is the author of life and He is the only one with a choice here! See, He is in control. Praise Him! Those millions of (what I call) "Adonai-Authored-Abortions" some people call miscarriages (lame) are part of His cosmic plan for everything, everyone, and everywhere. Amen.
So, just with that rationale we can say God is pro-abortion... but let's take God at His "Word" (literally).. here's just a few examples.:
Hosea 9:11-16 (The classic standby "miscarriage" abortion method used by God here!)
Numbers 5:11-21(One of the better verses on "Adonai-Authored-Abortions" Praise be.)
Numbers 31:17 (NICE! Forcible abortion method! A sort of rape sentiment -abortion hybrid-combo. Interesting, I like it!)
Hosea 13:16 (oh, this book is like a medical book! Wow... Here is a very descriptive type of abortion condoned by God - the "ripped-open" womb method. Very sanitary!)
So, reading the Bible we can safely say that God is clearly FOR abortion by condoning it or one can say at the very least God would clearly take it a step further than simply being PRO-choice like many liberals of today and actually be PRO-abortion! and thus be on the "PRO-abortion" side of a debate if they were to have one back long ago when this was all happening, but wait! How can this be?!
God is PRO-life too!?
Psalm 22:10-11 (oh how nice! SEE it's MORE than a fetus!!!)
Galatians 1:15 (God's grace -apparently something I'm told we all need for some reason-- is available even as a fetus!)
Psalm 139:13,15 (Awe! Cute!)
Psalm 127:3 (Here! Proof being pregnant is a reward, stop killing babies in your tummy!!)
It's almost as if the Bible is completely confusing and contradictory in so many ways... It's almost as if a consistent picture of God's character attributes is horribly evil, mixed with sort of good sometimes when he, himself/his son make it on the scene... It's almost as if we all just simply are tribal and stick to "our team" or "our social group" and confirmation bias as we plow our way through these issues every day while sticking to "our own" and siding with them. It's almost as if morality evolves over time bottom up and we pick and choose random passages that to us and our group sound much nicer and civil than those weird "babies being ripped out of pregnant mothers" or "God killing some dude for not cumming in a vagina" passages in His Word.
Lesson 3
WAKE UP!... Let it all GO!
Everything will be OK.
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